The perfect Valentine's Day gifts for stoners

Published Feb 14, 2022 10:00 a.m. ET
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1. Cannabis chocolates

There is nothing sweeter, simpler, or more innocent than a box of weed chocolate. If you can’t get your hands on some in heart-shaped packaging, then make your own by emptying a store-bough pack with holes to match to really surprise your other half with.

2. A couple’s bong

Couples’ gifts are few and far between, but there is one particular design intended for pairs, often called a couple’s or bestie’s bong. These babies have two mouthpieces, so you no longer have to wait and take turns while indulging. How cute and thoughtful is that?

3. Kusha

Kusha is designed for intimate play, so it might not be the most suitable option if you’re not already in a comfortable, long-term relationship, but she’s a beauty. This cannabis-inspired vibrator uses the leaves tips to tickle your fancy, and it’s the kind of gift that keeps on giving, again and again.

4. Cannabis laced lingerie

You won’t find sexy pot lingerie on just a store shelf, but there are some incredible brands that make pieces for all body types and genders. Whether you think she’d love a satin-soft, see-through robe, or you know he’d look tasty in a tight, manly, cannabis-designed thong, this might be the perfect gift idea this Valentine’s Day.

5. His and her matching devices

The couple’s bong is nice, but we can’t do everything together which is where his and her devices come in handy, as they allow each party to adorn their favourite colours, and there are no complaints about things like upkeep or current location because you’ll both have one to enjoy, no matter where you may be.

6. Cannabis heart wreath


Check out our wreath tutorial for step-by-step instructions on how to turn a handful of sweet, greenery flowers and bud into the most incredible décor that will last for several months. The best part is that when your sweetie runs out, they’ll always have this emergency stash on hand, so it really doesn’t get much better than this.

7. Sexy, infused whipped treats

Couples’ gifts for the bedroom could be as simple as whipping up a plate of fresh strawberries alongside a hearty helping of cannabis-infused whip cream. Whether you enjoy the sweet treat in each other's company or incorporate this delicious cream into play, the possibilities are endless and it’s oh so good.

8. Cannabis inspired dildo

If you’re into unique “concocktions”, then there’s no better place to look than the Etsy storefront by the same name. There you’ll find a few different cannabis patterned dildos that are rock hard and ready for intense action. Made from premium silicone, this toy is a gift that’s sure to impress both parties between the sheets.

9. Aphrodisiac strains

If everything on this list so far is a bit too much for you, don’t fret because there’s always a nice selection of aphrodisiac strains to choose from that are certain to soothe your special someone into the mood. Whether you’re after cuddles or a steamy night of action, aphrodisiac strains might be just the push you need to get there.

10. Cannabis flavoured condoms

There’s nothing that says I want to jump your bones quite like a gift of cannabis-flavoured condoms. These things taste like the real deal, and though they won’t get you or your sweetie stoned, they sure do help to set the mood with a laugh and the perfect amount of lubrication.

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