Famous stoner quotes worth remembering

Published Oct 12, 2019 09:00 a.m. ET
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Smoking the marijuana plant has always been associated with a penchant for procrastination, and yes, some marijuana smokers are known to sit around being amusingly unproductive. However, everyone reacts differently to weed, and some people manage to harness the benefits of increased motivation instead.

Some of the most successful and funniest people today belong to a pothead family, and they have a few memorable stoner quotes that may be worth hearing. Some of the words from famous stoner type cannabis enthusiasts deserve a place in history.  A few of such quotes are listed below.

Musicians who have voiced memorable and thought-provoking quotes

1. Bob Marley
“When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself”
“The problem today is people don't cherish good people; they try to use them."
“Never expect God to do for you what you don't do for others."
“Silence the angry man with love. Silence the liar with truth."
“Don’t worry about a thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright."
“Get up, stand up for your right. Get up, stand up; don't give up the fight. Get up, stand up. Life is your right. Don't give up the fight.”
“In the abundance of water, a fool is thirsty."
“Educate yourself from mental slavery none, but ourselves can free our minds."

2. Peter Tosh
“I don’t smoke marijuana, man. Marijuana is a girl from Cuba….Ganja…is a bird from Australia, I smoke HERB."
“Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
“Legalize it, and I will advertise it."
“What the Rastaman represents is positivity."

3. Willie Nelson
Willie is one of the famous godfathers of the marijuana plant. Willie has some of the best cannabis quotes speaking about marijuana legalization and its use.
"The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis."
“Marijuana is like sex. If I don’t do it every-day, I get a headache."
“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If he put it here and he wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

4. Snoop Dogg
“If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft”

5. Wiz Khalifa
“I don’t have problems with people, because if I do, I address it."

6. Jimi Hendrix
“Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."

Famous stoner quotes from comedians

1. Cheech and Chong
“Cause when I’m high the world below don’t bother me."
“Your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts?”
“Gimme’ yer lighter man."

2. Katt Williams
“Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on what’s important in your life.”

3. Richard Pryor
“There is a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at."
“When you ain’t got no money, you gotta get an attitude."

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